How To Use The Three Seashells Method

It s the question that s haunted filmgoers since demolition man was released in 1993 how exactly do the three seashells work. Instead people in the future use three seashells.

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More specifically the three sea shells that have replaced toilet paper in the future.

How to use the three seashells method. This is by far the most accurate step by step guide on how to use the seashells to clean your ass. You hold two seashells like chopsticks pull gently and scrape what s left with the third. Sylvester stallone s seminal action flick demolition man is now trending on social media thanks to the three seashells method.

How it works. Thankfully in a recent interview stallone says one of the writers explained to him the general gist of how one was supposed to use the three seashells when taking a dump. They are always referred to as the three seashells not the seashells so you likely need all three of them not two and not four but as humans only have two hands you likely don t have to hold all three at once.

A modern system to wipe your ass which helps save the planet as no toilet paper is required. The three seashells are small disc shaped and visually interchangeable so they likely all do the same thing. Whilst we re no closer to working out how the three sea shells work we do now know where the idea came from.

Sylvester stallone had something of a career lull in the early 1990s experiencing a string of failures that included rocky v oscar and the infamous stop or my mom will shoot. Don t feel bad if this confuses you stallone never figured out how to use them in the movie either. Sandra bullock finally explains the three seashells in demolition man it s been a mystery for two decades in the making but we finally know how the toilet paper substitute from the future works.

Three seashells in demolition man are trending amid toilet paper panic.